May 2013
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...”
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via solunars)
kingofbear:
when someone says their eyes change colour
owlcitee:
pitbullfan:
“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
lolsofunny:
illseeyou-rosetyler:
just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing
X
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
iwishiwasfictional:
montypythonsflyingsurplus:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout...
sewphia:
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
allonsytimelord:
im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg
toukos:
austriasweden:
toukos:
héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch
*Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français
ok congratulations u missed the joke good job
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
pornolympics:
i’m a fragile little bumble bee please do not hurt my feelings
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
meladoodle:
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
winnerx:
winnerx:
where does superman go to do his shopping?
the supermarket
rapewhistled:
bumrollplease:
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
