If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via solunars)
kingofbear: when someone says their eyes change colour
owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like
lolsofunny: illseeyou-rosetyler: just because i cant sing does not mean i wont sing X
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
iwishiwasfictional: montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet. Or italics How can I express my feelings with no italics It has not even got bold And we need to talk about: Bullet points I may as well strikeout...
sewphia: 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
allonsytimelord: im on the bus and an old woman just smiled and winked at me because I’m grinning at my phone and i think she thinks im talking to a boy but im actually reading gay fanfic omfg
toukos: austriasweden: toukos: héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch *Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français ok congratulations u missed the joke good job
mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
pornolympics: i’m a fragile little bumble bee please do not hurt my feelings
toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
winnerx: winnerx: where does superman go to do his shopping? the supermarket
rapewhistled: bumrollplease: rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks i literally say this a hundred times a day *16 year old girl voice* literally.
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit